Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Response to "One Nation, Under the Weather"

Dear Lauren Slater,

September 07, 2004. You are self centered. You are artistic. You take too much Valium. It's addictive by the way, (Watch out!) so quitting would be a good idea. You don't have to take drugs to get your point across, your point across, your point across. And "at the ripe old age of 36" you shouldn't blame your mother, you should blame you doctor.

It is Tuesday and you shouldn't count the points or look at the bruised-black newspaper "as wide as the world." Janet Maslin can't take away your love for your new book -- your baby -- no matter how much she "pans" it. Write your "illness memoirs" because science proves you right. "The great laws of the universe, the inevitability of entropy. So there."



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